HUM-DIGGIDY! its now the march break and what a break it will be! Edward and I are about to take a one way flight to parris to visid his sister jezobelle and see the city itself! i cant wait to see the Ifle tower, the mona lisa and everything else this beautiful city has to offer!

 

      once we arraive, Ed sais he will take me to throw darts and take a coarse on how to install new firmware updates onto our computer. isnt it just sooooo romantic! i'm hoping to taste the delectable falvour of hummus while i am in france, and if im lucky i might just be able to find someone who will produce a bloodfarts track.

 

      it has come to my attention that my beloved Eddie has no knuckles. to fix this fault in his near perfect figure he will be the 1st fully coocked roast beef to recieve knuckle implants. please pray for him, it might turn out to be fatal

 

until next time, farewell to my fans and reader, Aidan Mcdermott

 

P.S. THE HOUSE THAT IM STAYING IN HAS A COMPUTER SO I WILL CHECK IN AND UPDATE SHORTLT... DAMN CAPS LOCK.

       well look who it is! yes its true, aidan (the sex beast with buns of steel) has resurrected his space from the dead. WHOOPTY-DOO!!! Well not alot has happened since my last few blog entries, im still going strong with a chunk of processed beef, although we hit a hard spot at one point. whats that you say? you want to know about it? alrighty then, i'll tell you of my romances with... BUH BUH BUHHHH! ANOTHER MAN!

 

       it all started when edward (my man friend) set out to Uzbekistan on a religiious mission to teach the local men and horses about the wonders of scientology (we have converted), when he came up to a rebel outpost. he followed his gut feeling and tried to seduce their leader into having wild beefy sex with his inards, in the hopes that they would let him pass. his plan worked and he pleasured Akmad Talahinjamanasertyok unill the rebels actually believed he was a russian hooker named Clair. This obviously upset me seeing as he is my lover and hes is not some piece of meat any man can sink his teeth into, he is like a prime rib. So what did I do? i shat on his T.V. guide collection then found myself a real man! we made steamy love and without him knowing, i hiered Quintin Tarantino to film the whole thing. So i showed Ed once he was back from his sexcapades and we fought and screamed, blah blah blah its old news, we're back together.

 

      Other than that... t turns out that i have a tumor on my left buttock and my opperation is may 23rd, so wish me luck! on another note i've decided to start a band. we will be named  The Blood Farts and we will play a mix of screamo, jazz and techno, im still looking for a lead guitarist, a sax player and a bass play if anyone is interested. I  myself will be lead vocals, xilophone, and turn tables.  Thats about all for now, i know this was a dull entry bu it was just an update on my life. until next time ciao!

 

 

its my birthday and edward got me the CD i've been wanting along with a penut butter and muustard hot dog.

well as you all know, i've been without a woman since i walked out on my goat. but i think my luck has changed! his name ( that's right, HIS name) is edward, and he is a recovering alcohalic roast beef from the middle east. call it a crush but we were meant to be! he is 28" tall and he is verry sensitive. you wouldn't believe where the solders put all that stuffing! But other than my loveable Ed, nothing has changed. My birthday is in three days and i hope he will get me the HEADWIG AND THE ANGERY INCH album.... BYE!!

ITS FRIDAY!!!! WWWWOOOOOOHHHHHPPPPP!!!!!  I FEEL BETTER THAN A DOG ON CRACK! THERE'S NO POINT TO THIS BLOG!!!!

 

 

                 YYYAAAYYY!!!

i got a divorce! yay

hi. life is good because i just married a goat with a disformed leg  and three nipples BOOYA!!!